About Us

Welcome to Vice Captain, the new online retail pleasure store where we take customer satisfaction very seriously. But don’t be fooled- mere satisfaction is not nearly enough, and why should it be when there is a whole world of exhilarating pleasure at your fingertips.

Stocking a selection of the most established brands in sex toys, Vice Captain will allow you to take control, delivering your desires in discreet unbranded packaging. And we haven’t even mentioned that UK Delivery is free making the ride as smooth as possible.

The Pleasure is all yours.

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